i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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