Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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