i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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