There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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