he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize