So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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