They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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