I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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