What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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