I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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