"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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