What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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