i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
