it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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