Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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