my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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