I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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