After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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