party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I need moral support for this bender
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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