i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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