I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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