I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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