i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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