If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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