Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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