So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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