PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dick very happy bro
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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