bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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