I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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