Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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