if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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