So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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