she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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