I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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