i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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