thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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