somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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