that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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