FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
