So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
