I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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