U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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