she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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