you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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