i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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