it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I need to calm my uterus...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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