Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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