Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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