Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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