im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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