You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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