What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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