found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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